Remove all the plastic

11. Because Mike just discovered the plastic liner was still on the face of his phone. At least it's not all scratched up now.

Admitting it's the first step

10. Because Mike admits that user error was the reason it took so long to get the Gmail forwarding worked out on his iPhone.

Wah

9. Because he's still cryin' about vlingo messing up his Twitterfon.

click, click, click, click

8. Because I had to listen to all that clicking in the office next door while he texted people just because he didn't know how to turn the volume off on his iPhone keyboard.

iPhone = Cool Kid?

7. "@_____ I've been a cool kid; I have an iPhone"

iPhone does not make a forty year old* a "cool kid".

*(spelled "forty" out as to not make 40 hurt as much as 40 really does)

Thinks 1 app disabled another?

6. "Vlingo disabled Twitterfon. Mike not like. Mike smash."

?Huh?

Replacement Camera?

5. Thinks the iPhone camera is a perfect replacement for his Nikon.

Oh Let Me Count The Ways

1. Didn't know if he had a "white one". (Pssssssssssst: It's black)

2. How do I get images on my iPhone?

3. My iPhone can't set up multiple Gmail accounts.

3a. How do I set up a filter in Gmail? (Hint: Ask Gmail)

4. In approx. 1 month, iPhone protective case is scarred beyond recognition. (Mike, you've got to love that iPhone more than life itself - or more than the wife. Cherish it. Love it.)

5. TBD